I'd say he was spot on but omitted the whiny arsed, cry-baby, "Sell it to me cheaper cause I can't afford it" option.Check out what I found on GunBroker.com!
I asked the seller is it can’t with diamond earrings and this was his response:
“Sorry not. This gun is intended for Mature Real Men! The set of Diamond Earrings
if Included, would have been intended for Girlies or Faggots. You Must Be One or
The Other! Therefore, You Are Not Allowed To Bid!”
What a scammer!