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Hi,

Does anyone else think that shorty versions of some guns are CUTE?

Ex. the M1A Scout, G36C and MP5K-PDW?

Someone at work told me I'm sick because I think some guns are cute. Just wondering if anyone else out there thinks so.

If people buy computers and cars (iMac and Beetle) because they're cute, why not guns?
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OK, Everyone in the forum donate some cash so we can buy Skunkabilly a date. It's been too long since he's been with a woman!



I like my guns and all but about the time a fella starts callin'em "cute" there's gotta be some sort of intervention.



edited for clarity and "cuteness"


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My Browning side by side is. It's got a pair of barrels that won't quit.


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Skunkability, you need help. Go to a strip club ASAP.

As far as placing sexual connotations with firearms go, I'd strictly do it from a male chauvinist stand point.

Example: With reference to an AR-15, "Hey baby, think you can handle my Bushmaster?"

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I tried, but I couldn't come up with a "cute" response to any gun I can bring to mind.

Derringers are maybe the closest, but they evoke nostalgia with me. I don't want to cuddle with a derringer; I want to wear it under my belt buckle like Paladin.

The Kel-Tec .32 will fit in my shirt pocket. If it didn't look a lot like one of those fake cigarette lighters, it might reach cuteness.

Sorry.
Various guns strike me as handsome, menacing, ugly, sleek, ornate, nostalgic, studly, deadly ... but not cute.

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Originally posted by themao:
Skunkability, you need help. Go to a strip club ASAP...
Dear themao, Is that field stripping or detail?

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Skunkabilly, slowly remove your hand from the mouse......turn the computer off...real slow...thats it....get your car keys....drive to a strip club.......and GET A NEW DEFINITION OF CUTE!!!

Anytime I ask a woman what is cute in a handgun, it's a gold accented pearl or ivory handled mousegun with a purse like carrying case.
 

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I think a woman carring an HK-91 or M1a is cute, but then again I go out on a date with a woman once in a while. Some of you guys just don't get out enough. Hoppies # 9 or breakfree smell nice, but the smell of a woman on your pillow ... ah
 
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