That was nice of Grandpa... he didn't want his son to just fade away into obscurity, die a slow quiet death in bed like he did. Instead he left his son a little heirloom so he would go out with a bang!. 
That warning label needs to be in at least three languages!It's because of people like this that cause it to be necessary to put warning labels on pizza boxes.
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It worries me that kids these days don't know the dangers of an anvil falling from the sky.Although I have been told that growing up watching Bugs Bunny and Wile E. Coyote/Roadrunner cartoons would make me grow up to be a violent person these cartoons somehow failed miserably in that task.
One things these cartoons did teach me was what would happen if the pin was pulled on a hand grenade.
There was a story in the news a few years back about a young man who was lighting fireworks with friends on the Fourth of July, and naturally they were drinking. The man decided to put the mortar stand on his head and light it off. It literally blew his head off. Sadly the single most common "last words" phrase uttered these days is either "watch this" or "hold my beer".I had a lot of experience with grenades when I was a kid. A firecracker or a cherry bomb stuck inside one of the sour apples from the trees that dotted the neighborhood when I was a kid. They were aces playing army. The only thing was that you had to have a second soldier to light it. Cigarette lighters were outlawed by the Metsorovian convention of 1962. Plus if they went missing parents would notice. Surprisingly enough casualty counts were light. And of course casualties were underreported at any rate. Can not let the parents know what we were doing.
Now if only Hollywood would explode in a big ball of fire.Hollywood - grenades explode in a huge ball of fire. EVERYTHING explodes in a huge ball of fire. Hollywood.
Or let the San Andreas Fault work it's magic..Now if only Hollywood would explode in a big ball of fire.![]()
A friend of mine, normally pretty savvy about guns and such, had a "cannon" made out of thick-walled steel tubing welded to a heavy steel base plate. It was designed for black powder. We used to put a yellow pages phone book (when they printed those) on the top of the tube, light it off and enjoy the confetti shower that followed.There was a story in the news a few years back about a young man who was lighting fireworks with friends on the Fourth of July, and naturally they were drinking. The man decided to put the mortar stand on his head and light it off. It literally blew his head off. Sadly the single most common "last words" phrase uttered these days is either "watch this" or "hold my beer".
That would take all the challenge out of replacing it. 🤣That pizza box reminds me of what I noticed on a cardboard packaging sleeve for a fan belt. Step One on the installation instructions was: "Turn Off Engine"
Ya forgot the "hold my beer" part! 😂🍺"Hey, Y'all! Watch this! ..."
Man, I love the Darwin Awards. ;-P