I momentarily lost my mind.I know.... however, why are you worried about offending the "booger eaters" as you so eloquently put it?I used "higher power" so as not to offend the booger eaters.
Of ALL the rights articulated or suggested in our founding documents, nowhere, not once, is there even the hint the "right" to be free from being "offended".
Its about time to quit accommodating and coddling the "booger eaters". Life isn't "fair"; get over it.
Generations of accommodation has led us to where we are today...