Was walking out of the gun shop the other day when I guy I knew was walking in with a 40 year old Winchester '94 in .30-30.
Me: What's up?
Guy: Gonna put this '94 on consignment. I'm getting divorced.
Me: Really? That sucks. What caliber and condition?
Guy: Nearly new, I have never shot it. It's a .30-30
Me: How much you want for it?
Guy: How about $100?
Me: SOLD!

I love a happy ending.
Me: What's up?
Guy: Gonna put this '94 on consignment. I'm getting divorced.
Me: Really? That sucks. What caliber and condition?
Guy: Nearly new, I have never shot it. It's a .30-30
Me: How much you want for it?
Guy: How about $100?
Me: SOLD!
I love a happy ending.