Well, when my friend, karate buddy and shooting student needed a letter back when Utah required one I gave her this (along with a real one).
** March 20**
State of Utah
Bureau of Criminal Identification
Gentlemen,
This is a letter of reference for Mary M*****. I have known Mary for several years and have observed her to be a woman of sound character and judgement at least when she is sober. Despite the fact that she is a trained killer and mean as a snake I don’t feel that she would pose a significant public menace unless seriously provoked. Having trained Mary in her NRA Basic Pistol class and for her Utah Concealed Handgun License and surviving the ordeal, I can attest to her knowledge of firearms safety and her desire to seek additional training to become a more proficient killer. All in all, I believe her to be far less of a threat to the social order and general public than other routinely accepted hazards such as 16 year old drivers, women voters and democrats in general. I therefore recommend Mary M***** for a Concealed Weapons Permit without any serious reservations.
Sincerely,
M. G. B***
1*** W.***th
Westminster CO ####
303.***.####